"Sorry, but I cannot ERP with you because I am a miner"
XX years old
Phoenix,
Light EU
03/07/2026
| General | Flavoured milk, my beautiful wife, my precious children, cats, my job, MMORPGs, shitposting, game development, sourdough baking, cooking, struggling against the cruel fate of long-term degenerative illness, heavily modding The Elder Scrolls games, watching The Elder Scrolls games crash to desktop |
| Games | E.Y.E: Divine Cybermancy, Final Fantasy XIV, City of Heroes, Fallen London, Maplestory, Like A Dragon series, The Elder Scrolls series |
| Food | Chinese takeaway, dim sum, disgusting limited-edition flavours of processed foods, Viennoiserie, banoffee, cold-smoked salmon |
| Groups | Dadosphere Gaming <Dad> |
| Status: | Married |
| Here for: | Networking, Friends |
| Hometown: | Bristol, England |
| Location: | Wales, formerly Silicon Valley, California |
| Body type: | 220 cm / Average |
| Ethnicity: | Au Ra (Xaela) |
| Guardian: | Althyk, The Keeper |
| Children: | Many, but one is more important than any of the others |
| Education: | Two universities and many professional certifications |
| Occupation: | Business owner |
Yes. Sorry you had to find out about this.
It's in the name.
No, they didn't have the kind I like.
To get the milk.
When I've gotten the milk, but only if you're good, and only if you truly believe.
I leave the game running while AFK in game so I can play between meetings and other obligations.
Unfortunately for them, I'm the boss.
Probably, but don't correlate my high playtime with skill level.
The link is over there on the left.
funny (also lazy)
Maybe, but they banned me from Twitter for promoting self harm after I posted about accidentally smacking myself in the balls while getting dressed (they will come to regret their mistake). You'll have to keep checking DadSpace for your regular dad updates for now.
I cannot distance myself enough from their weird lifestyle fetish activities and I hate that their participation in such things has the potential to taint my own image in the eyes of others. I am not and never have been into whatever it is they are into. However, you are still welcome to send me a friend request even if you are into... whatever it is that you're into.
Also, the more I complain, the more Iris and Snow lean into it.
It's okay for dads to be bald. The norwood reaper and twink death come for us all, bud.
Also, only on top. The sides never went when the top did.
Also, you try looking this good with a terminal condition.
Also, my wife thinks I look good even if I don't and hers is the only opinion which matters on this topic.
My moogle travelling companion, of course. Here's a selfie he took.
I pay him in kupo nuts, if you're wondering.
 | Peshi Gateau  | I'm Storage  | Snow Bunny-bun |  | Rala Belle | Nero tol Scaeva | Peshi Gateau |
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AI Usage Disclosure
When I can't remember or figure out how to do something in HTML or CSS because it's been 20+ years, I Google it and usually find the answer on StackOverflow, but sometimes the exact answer isn't readily available. When this happens, I use a local AI agent (trained only from open data sources which have provided AI training consent (plus years of my own notes and data), running on my own computer (not out of a datacenter), and using less GPU/power than FFXIV does) and paste the webpage's code into it, and ask it to explain why the thing isn't working. Usually this is just me misremembering how a CSS tag worked a long time ago before HTML5, and isn't the sort of thing which is easy to solve by Googling or using a code linter. If you still have an issue with AI usage at this level, you may be suffering from some sort of AI derangement syndrome and I can't help you, but I hope someday you get the help you need.